Trends that I hope to bid adieu to in 2013

Hammer/Harem/Parachute Pants. Were these ever actually in? I personally have never had the desire to look like MC Hammer, an odalisque, or a parachute. They look comical, and they certainly are not flattering. Let's camouflage our thighs by making them look massive with draping, and on top of that, let's drop our crotches to our knees. Brilliant. Justin Bieber has been performing in leather hammer pants recently... shudder.

Sneaker Wedges. Definitely not my style, but for a while there, I was not completely opposed to them on other people. Now, they're everywhere, and it seems that as they become increasingly popular, they start looking cheaper and tackier. They also make you look like you have cartoon feet.

High-low skirts. They had their day, but now it's time to commit to one length or the other. Mini? Cute. Midi? Cute. Mullet? Never cute.

Talon nails. Eeeek. Not ok. Scary, tacky, and downright dangerous.

Fur. Why is there still fur. Come on people. If you wear real fur, I'll judge you.

High waisted cutoff denim diaper shorts. No. Just... no. It looks like:
1. You are an infant with a soggy diaper
2. You wore mom jeans in the 90s and never moved on
3. You're trying WAY too hard to be hipster.
And when your butt cheeks are hanging out of the bottom, that's just trampy.

Super obvious ombre or two tone hair. Still loving the sunkissed ends and subtle dip dye (I'd love to do a rosy wash on my hair), but when it looks like you've gone without a dye job for 6 months... on purpose, there's an issue.